February 2012
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This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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desertblessingoceancurse:
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
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Glee drinking game: drink every time you cringe
Tally: 3 and half drinks each (vodka and orange juice)
“I really like how I drank half a glass while Quinn was on screen” - Scarlett
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“So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone...”
– John Green, on how he asked out his wife for the first time. (via imaginecomplexly)
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ourfinalproblem:
srrrevans:
there’s stimulating someone to orgasm
and then there’s clutching someone’s hand close to you and saying “bless you” after he’s told you you’re not alone in the cosmos and maintaining firm eye contact as you shoot yourself in the face
#a lesson in intimacy #courtesy jim moriarty
“True gender equality is actually perceived as inequality. A group that is made...”
– When Worlds Collide: Fandom and Male Privilege (via plays-with-squirrels)
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“The truth is that every true admirer of the novels cherishes the happy thought...”
– Katherine Mansfield (via excessivebookshelf)
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Watch
ELLE: I’m watching a video of you two. Rashida Jones: Are you watching our lesbian video on YouTube? Amy Poehler: Yeah, it’s pretty funny. Someone put together all the scenes of Ann and Leslie and then put a Counting Crows song to it. It looks like Parks and Rec is a love story about two women. ELLE: Are you guys hugging right now? Rashida Jones: Actually, we’re spooning.
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“After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing...”
– “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose (via ron-swansoned)
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“I love rain. It’s like God created it as an excuse so people wouldn’t have to be...”
– Adam Scott
(via bonapartay)
